I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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