Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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