its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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