i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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