They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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