Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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