He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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