this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
