Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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