Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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