I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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