If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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