ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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