All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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