From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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