She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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