Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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