If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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