everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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