I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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