Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
BRING THE BAGELS
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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