You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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