I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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