I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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