You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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