do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Operation Purity has been aborted
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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