Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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