Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize
