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go home
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
