What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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