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Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
and she was petting her beer can
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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