Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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