I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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