She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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