I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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