Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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