If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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