I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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