just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
