Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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