covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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