I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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