Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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