I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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