And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
