is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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