There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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