He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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