But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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