This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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