Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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