Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All the doctor said was why
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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