when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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