So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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