So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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