at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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