Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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