4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hell yes lets make some ravioli
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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